Ben began drinking after his cat died, and a few weeks later turned to drugs. He has degraded into a mumbling druggy that can't speak, let alone act. He now lives in Sam's garage and won't come out to film. After trying a variety of biscuits to tempt him out of his squat, the group gave up all hope. No one is quite sure where he gets all the alcohol and drugs from, but he always seems to have things to consume.

Due to a government ban on garage based sketches, Ben can no longer be part of Politically Erect Productions.

After a horrific incident involving a misunderstanding between Dan and a customer in his parent's fruit shop, Dan was arrested and sentenced for life. However, he managed to escape prison and stole a truck load of bananas in a desperate attempt to fix things. He was last spotted on the M25 heading towards the coast. The police are looking for him, the vehicle, and the bananas he stole.

It seems he managed to leave the country, and is suspected to be in Bolivia. The members of Politically Erect Productions like to think he has achieved his dream of setting up a banana farm.

Nick is an enthusiastic Naturalist and loves all things Naturist aswell. He avidly walks the country side naked, and enjoys saving injured rodents. He is a vegan and is constantly trying to persuade the other members of Politically Erect Productions to try out his life style.

Recently Nick has taken things to extremes and won't touch any sort of technology, which is proving extremely difficult to film. He is currently trying to make a camera out of leaves and twigs, so he can be part of the "Political Erection" again.

By the age of six, Sam had already developed his own unique image and fashion sense. He was spotted by a modelling agent, who immediately recognised his natural style and sex appeal. He is now regarded by many as the greatest male super model who has ever lived.

Recently, however, Sam has become paranoid over his stunning hair and lives in a bio-pod to protect it from the outside world. He also suspects the other members of the group are trying to give him split ends and so now plays no part in Politically Erect Productions.

Alex has always excelled at sporting activities. His killer instinct and athletic prowess has always been a combination for success. The sport Alex chose to devote his career to was cricket and he made his test debut at the age of nine.

Alex is particularly noted for his powerful batting swing. He once ran out of cricket balls during a training session and so used Ben's cat for batting practise. The cat was hit out of the ground and was later found dead on the M1 near Coventry. Alex is currently on a world cricket tour and so no longer films with Politically Erect Productions.